Command
| FIGHT Should I actually make this game work? 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 Violence is not the answer! Whoa, watch it, you could put your eye out with that. You hit the creature! Just kidding, you missed by a mile. | SPELL You're blinded by your own magic! You accidentally curse yourself! You stub your toe! You cast THIRST! You are now thirsty. You don't even have any MP! What were you thinking? You cast Ultima! ...not enough MP! |
| RUN Running is for cowards! Accept thy fate! A mysterious force prevents you from running. What's the point? Quitting is for quitters! You attempt to escape... but the path was blocked! You escaped! wait... thats not susposed to happen! BACK YOU GO. | ITEM You forgot to buy anything good before you left Tantagel! You wasted all your gold on puff-puff! You use the CULINARY HERB! Now your breath smells. Better save them for the last boss. You use McReavey's Token! ... it doesn't seem to have any effect. |
Hero
| LV | 1 |
| HP | 14 |
| MP | 0 |
| G | 22 |
| E | 3 |